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I Got A Jetpack Music Video

admin — Wed, 19 May 2010 10:01:51 +0000

Mike and Cheese’s Halo Reach debut music video! Check it out!

Reach Review and Contest

admin — Fri, 07 May 2010 20:16:42 +0000

My breakdown of the Halo Reach Beta. Contest Details:Deadline: May 11, 2010 Email: mike@mikeandcheese.com. Xbox Gtag: Mike n Cheese

Cheese Saves Woman’s Life!

admin — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 04:33:51 +0000

Cheese Can Save Your Life, Gaming Ban, and Halo Reach Beta Longevity

Reach Gametype Preview

admin — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 04:44:00 +0000

An extensive first look at the multiplayer game modes coming to the Halo Reach Beta on May 3, 2009. Headhunter, Stockpile, Generator Defense, and Invasion.

Latest Updates!

admin — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:40:30 +0000

In recent news Machinima has selected ME! to be a finalist in their quest for finding a new host on a game show called Killcam. A video will be released in the next couple of weeks announcing the finalists. After that each finalist will have to create a new video and it will be voted on by the Machinima community. I will keep you up to date!

There has been a lack of music videos here at Mike and Cheese, but its just silence before the storm. Coming in the months of April and May:

(in no specific order)

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-The Federation of Asshole Gamers Music Video

-Halo Reach Music Video – I Got Jetpacks

-Meet A Gamer Dot Com Music Video

-I’m an Internet Celebrity Parody Music Video

-and finally.. A Cheese Music Video!

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But it doesn’t stop there! We are currently working on a pilot for a parody reality tv series for Cheese and Crackers. We are preparing for a release of April 28th, 2010!

Gamepocalypse!

admin — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 07:09:17 +0000

Gameapocalypse Blog: http://gamepocalypsenow.blogspot.com/

New Website Trailer

admin — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 07:05:23 +0000

The trailer for the new Mike and Cheese website!

Apply to be a Moderator!

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:34:48 +0000

Want to become an important asset of the Mike and Cheese community??!

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2000 Subscribers

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 03:09:18 +0000

Youtube.com/mikencheese reaches 2000 subscribers! Thank you to all the viewers, fans and supporters!

Forums Are Live! Go Register!

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 01:59:36 +0000

The Mike and Cheese Forums are up! Be sure to join the community and REGISTER!

I’m currently taking applications for moderators, if you would like to be a moderator please email me at mike@mikeandcheese.com

Jizz Over ODST

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 01:16:08 +0000

Click below to download Jizz Over ODST:

Mike and Cheese – Jizz Over ODST

Gamer Girl feat. Delazoo

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 01:08:29 +0000

Click below to download

Gamer Girl feat. Delazoo

Master Chief Left Me

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 01:05:05 +0000

Click here to download Master Chief Left Me:

Mike and Cheese – Master Chief Left Me

I’m a General in Halo 3

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:51:22 +0000

Click here to download I’m a General in Halo 3 by Mike and Cheese.

Mike and Cheese – I’m a General in Halo 3

M&C ODST Wallpaper

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 02:12:24 +0000

Mike and Cheese ODST Wallpaper

April Fools: Giant Sugar Glider

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:30:19 +0000

Special Thanks To Connor Price and Austin Eckel! New Website Being Released April 3rd!

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Pay Hot Girls To Play Video Games

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:25:40 +0000

Game Crush:

http://prdtest.gamecrush.com/

Breaking Into Prison:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36000255/…

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Screens:

http://meodia.com/news/849/new-sonic-…

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ODST In My Pants

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:15:05 +0000

Thank You Bungie For Premiering It On Your Front Page!

LYRICS:
Lock eyes from across the store
The bright green case I cant ignore
Take the game, pay the clerk
Left the store with a goofy smirk
Make my way through the crowded street
Its hard for a nerd to be discrete
Open the door to my home at last
run to my room and close the door fast
My hands rip apart the plastic cover
I think i may have found my ultimate lover
I open the tray and put in the cd
the intro appears with an epic marquee
And I jizz in my pants

This has never really happened since halo 3
or every single time I get a killing spree
The menu booted up and i saw firefight
And now I jizzed in my pants

My online friends all think im a freak
I cant help this games
an orgasm for geeks
I’ll put this game away
before I make another mess
and then I’ll go and change

I started the campaign bravely
4 player co-op legendary
the first cut-scene started, i was in love
surprise to my eyes as i looked above
i entered my pod and started to fly
then i crash landed and i started to cry
I jumped out the pod and onto the ground
my weapon was silenced, didnt make a sound
i stuffed my face with all it could consume
i switch to my secondary its a pistol with a zoom
And I jizzed in my pants

The games too good
nothing wrong with me
best thing to happen since halo 3
and now im stuck playing in an awkward stance
Because I Jizzed in my pants

The new visor is great, I like it a lot
the nightvision is making me all bothered and hot
Dont judge me that this is over a game
Im going offline cuz I gotta shower

Later on, on a later level
As i recall it was the tayari level
walked to the crashsite and thought it was clear
all of a sudden there was an engineer
And I jizzed in my pants

Im speeding in the warthog, ghosts coming fast
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A scorpian appears towards the end of the road
And I jizzed in my pants

The next day,
I put in disc 2
And I jizzed in my pants

I got to the 4th set in firefight
And I jizzed in my pants

When I got recon for all the vidmasters
I jizzed in my pants

I just shot a grunt
And I jizzed in my pants

I jizz right in my pants
When I grab the controller
And I work the buttons
I’m a Halo high-roller
They say I’m too elite
As I ride the HEV
And I tear through New Mombasa
Like an Oh Dee Ess Tee
And I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pant s, I jizz in my pants)

Hit Connor Price: Gamertag: Quzzz22

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My Top 5 Gadgets

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:11:22 +0000

Breast Milk Cheese:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/3577847…

0 Star Hotel:

http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2010/03/…

LED Umbrella:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/trav…

Electric Suitcase:

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/1140…

LCD Betlbuckle:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/eg…

Grassy Lawn Charging Station:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cell…

Beauty and the Geek:

http://www.nieuweheren.com/

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Halo Reach Breakdown and Analysis

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:08:21 +0000

My breakdown and Analysis of the Halo Reach Multiplayer Trailer:

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Love Comes In Big Packages

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:05:50 +0000

**WARNING NOT WORK SAFE**

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Lyrics:
you know baby.. I havn’t treated you very well lately.. I wrote you a little love song for valentines day.. Here it goes

Roses are Straight
Violets are Twisted
Bend Over Love Your About To Get Fisted
Assisted and Constricted
My Dicks so Big that Lube is Insisted
Valentines Day is the time for affection
The Time To Share My Ultimate Erection
Without Protection To Perfection
Heres some special cream for a perfect complection
Cover You in KY it will be so Hot
Like the energizer Bunny I just won’t stop

I’m the mailman and your the mailslot
You’ll be so wet
Imma Need a big mop
Chocolate and Roses are Overated
Lets do naughty thats that shouldnt be created
Dinner and a Movie are so Predated
and no you wont be sedated.

Baby I love you, but I just wanna..
You can come over to my house ya
And I will show you a good time.

You got some beautiful eyes, and a beautiful face’
but when im done with you your gunna need a back brace’
with my car in your parking space
screw making out were going right to third base

Girl your like the sea and a I wanna take a scooba dive
Touch my right there and watch that shit come alive
After This I’ll take you out for a drive
go out to dinner Arby’s 5 for 5.

Give me your hand and take off your clothes
were going straight to my bedroom and whippin out my firehose
i Propose you expose
that hot sexy boday and touch your toes

I’m the cheesy sen sation of the whole damn nation
i got so many girls im takin applications
All you have to do is give into temptation
The Mike and Cheese Train is your final destination

Halo Reach and X10 Update

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:01:51 +0000

Halo Reach Beta and Screenshots:

http://www.bungie.net/News/content.as…

Toy Soldiers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBTvnJ…

1 Year Anniversary Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTdFgB…

Thank you to all the fans and supporters that have helped me reach my first year on Mike and Cheese Dot Com and my youtube channel. This is just the start, there will be many more years to come!

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1 Year Anniversary Video

admin — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 23:58:14 +0000

Thank you to all the fans and supporters that have helped me reach my first year on Mike and Cheese Dot Com and my youtube channel. This is just the start, there will be many more years to come!

Be prepared for even more music videos, and vlogs this year. I am aiming for 10,000 subs by the end of 2010.

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Sugar Gliders!

admin — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 23:47:31 +0000

Gothic Kittens:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/world…

Bullet Proof Tailor: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/america…

Warm Up Beds:

http://www.newser.com/story/78878/uk-…

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